This Candle Smells Like We Are Going to Have Sex - Luxury Soy Candle Funny Romantic Gift for Wedding, Engagement, Bachelorette, Anniversary
But what sets this candle apart is its ability to turn any awkward situation into a moment of joy. The label, "Because the Dog Farted", is more than just a conversation starter; it's a testament to our brand's dedication to blending quality with quirkiness. Whether you're looking to neutralize unexpected odors or just want to add a touch of fun to your home decor, this candle is up for the task. Its elegant design belies the humor behind it, making it a perfect fit for any room in your house or as a memorable gift that's bound to elicit smiles.
Light up "Because the Dog Farted" and let the natural, sumptuous fragrances fill your home, transforming it into a haven of comfort and laughter. It's our tribute to the joys of home life, pets included, and a reminder that sometimes, the best response to life's little surprises is a good laugh... and a great candle.
* 100% soy wax (Our soy waxes are gluten free, toxin free, paraben free, phthalate free and come from renewable sources. The entire blend utilizes only FDA approved waxes)
* Eco-friendly, clean-burning, wooden wicks made from FSC Certified Wood, hand-crafted + made in the USA
* 13 oz. (368.5 g)
* Size: 3.75" w x 4.1" h
SCENTS:
Lemon Pound Cake:
Decadent buttery pound cake laced with fresh grated lemon zest and drizzled with sugary icing. Just yummy!
Orange Sherbert:
A bright scent with juicy sweet orange notes, exotic Hawaiian pineapple, and tropical red fruits swirled in a pool of creamy vanilla reminiscent of a 50/50 bar.
Georgia Peach:
Fresh orange sweetens this recreation of juicy, ripe peach. Green accents elevate the natural fruit sensation while lingering undertones of vanilla and musk add a velvety background for the fruit accord.
Honeysuckle Jasmine:
Light citrus top notes are followed by a sensual accord of jasmine along with fresh blooming honeysuckle. Rose petal notes complete this aroma.
Rainkissed Honeysuckle:
Immerse yourself in the aromatic essence of a garden kissed by rain, surrounded by the sweet fragrance of honeysuckle in full bloom.
Eucalyptus:
A clean combination of cool menthol and eucalyptus leaves with a light spicy character.
Coffee:
There is no mistaking the aroma of walking into your favorite coffee house when the perfectly blended scent of your favorite coffee drinks and baked pastries welcomes you in. Fresh roasted coffee with whispers of creamy butter, coconut flakes, vanilla beans and maple syrup. A slight hint of roasted nuts complete this fragrance.
CANDLE CARE:
* Never leave a burning candle unattended. Keep away from children and pets
* Allow enough time for the wax to melt completely to the edges of the container to prevent tunneling during each use, this ensures an even burn and extends the life of your candle.
* Trim your wick before every use. Pinch the wick to remove the charred wood or use a wick trimmer.
* Avoid burning your candle for more than 4 or 5 hours at a time.
Please allow 3-5 business days for production of your items. Once items are made we ship out via USPS. Shipping transit time will depend on the shipping options selected at checkout. Please see below for estimated transit times.
RUSH ORDERS:
If you need an item to arrive quicker than our listed timeframes, please shoot us a message PRIOR to ordering to make sure we can accommodate your request.
Shipping Options Available:
USPS First Class Mail - Please allow 7-10 days in transit for delivery
USPS Priority Mail - Please allow 3-4 days in transit for delivery
USPS International First Class Mail - Please allow 3-5 weeks for International shipments to deliver.
Items are shipped out of our warehouse in Northern California.
We are not responsible for delays in customs, lost or damaged packages in transit. If you purchase USPS Priority mail it includes $50.00 of insurance protection in case your package is lost or damaged.
If you believe your package may be lost in transit, please contact us via our contact page.
*Curated Items- These are items we carry from partner vendors and in order to keep prices low and affordable for our customers, those products ship directly from our vendors. Please allow 3 weeks for these items to deliver. *times may vary due to COVID-19 shipping delays beyond our control.